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The Big Bang Theory – Who Said It Quiz

All you nerds, geeks, and Big Bang fans, put your experience of Sheldon and the gang to the test! Leave your score in the comment section!

  • Question of

    “Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”

    • Sheldon
    • Amy
    • Raj
    • Howard
  • Question of

    “I am the king of the nerds.”

    • Yes
    • Leonard
    • No
    • Sheldon
    • Raj
    • Howard
  • Question of

    “As my mom used to say, ‘When you’re doing a puzzle, it’s like you’ve got a thousand friends.’ She was full of fun lies like that.”

    • Amy
    • Sheldon
    • Raj
    • Howard
  • Question of

    “I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.

    • Howard
    • Sheldon
    • Raj
    • Leonard
  • Question of

    “I do wanna fling my poop at her.”

    • Penny
    • No
    • Amy
    • Raj
  • Question of

    “My point is, while you’re spending all this time on your own, building computers or practicing your cello, what you’re really doing is becoming interesting. When people finally do notice you, they’re gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought. And for those of you that were popular in high school, it’s over, sorry. Thank you. Congratulations.”

    • Leonard
    • Sheldon
    • Amy
    • Raj
  • Question of

    “If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.”

    • Raj
    • No
    • Amy
    • Leonard
  • Question of

    “You better find my husband’s mother, ’cause one way or another we’re walking out of this airport with a dead woman.”

    • Bernadette
    • Sheldon
    • Amy
    • Penny
  • Question of

    “What up, Shel-Bot?”

    • Penny
    • Amy
    • Leonard
    • Howard
  • Question of

    “It’s a Satunalia miracle.”

    • Leonard
    • Howard
    • Sheldon
    • Raj
  • Question of

    “The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.”

    • Sheldon
    • Howard
    • Raj
    • Leonard
  • Question of

    “I lost my virginity to my cousin, Jeanie. It was my Uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. We never meant for it to happen. To this day, I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Jeanie.”

    • Howard
    • No
    • Leonard
    • Sheldon
  • Question of

    “Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving.”

    • Raj
    • Sheldon
    • Leonard
    • Howard
  • Question of

    “We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.

    • Leonard
    • Howard
    • Sheldon
    • Raj
  • Question of

    “I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”

    • Sheldon Cooper
    • No
    • Howard
    • Amy
  • Question of

    “I haven’t cried this hard since Toy Story 3.”

    • Raj
    • Amy
    • Penny
    • Bernadette
  • Question of

    “Feelings? What am I? A hippy at a love-in?”

    • Sheldon Cooper
    • Bernadette
    • Amy
    • Barry
  • Question of

    “I told you you shouldn’t have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it’s not worth it.”

    • Bernadette
    • Penny
    • Amy
    • Sheldon
  • Question of

    “We’re all pathetic and creepy, and can’t get girls. That’s why we fight robots.”

    • Barry
    • Sheldon
    • Raj
    • Howard
  • Question of

    “Gosh, Amy. I’m sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon’s work, your sex life is also theoretical?”

    • Bernadette
    • Penny
    • Sheldon
    • Howard

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